Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together?

Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!

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What did Ronda Rousey's face look like after her fight with Holly Holm?

It was all broused up!

What do you call an engineer who looks at other people's shoes when walking?

Extroverted

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How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together?

Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!

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What do you call a Mexican girl who loves to sleep around?

A Burrithoe

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spreads out arms to fullest length) Because he was hung like this.

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What is the internal temperature of a taun taun?

Luke warm!

How did Darth Vader know what Leah got Luke for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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Why did Fred Durst sleep with Princess Leia?

He did it all for the Wookie, yeah!

Why did Princess Leia spit and not swallow?

Because it was Chewy

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Why can't Vader find a steady relationship?

He keeps looking for love in Alderaan places

Why did Princess Leia take so long to find her hair brush?

She kept looking for it in Alderaan places.

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Why could Luke and Leia never be together?

They went looking for love in Alderaan places.

Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together?

Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!