Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!
Han Double
So that when he drove by people could say, "Look at that escargot!"
Don't you Leia finger on her
A Toyoda
Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.
Wife: Your sense of humor.
Luke warm
Luke! May the whores be with you!"
By saying Alderaan things.
He's been looking for love in Alderaan places.
She was looking for Alderaan men.
She was looking in Alderaan places.
