What do geological plates and dinner plates have in common?

They're both pieces of china.

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What do a big bar of chocolate and a frag grenade have in common?

Everybody gets a piece.

How did LaKeisha's Mom finally stop her from bouncing on the trampoline in the rec room?

She put a piece of velcro on the ceiling.

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What was the name of the heaviest man in china?

Won ton

How did the knight know that his armor was made in China?

He found a chink in it.