What was the name of the heaviest man in china?

Won ton

Previous Random Joke Next
Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Whats better than winning a medal at the paralympics?

A pair of legs.

Why did Eli Manning didn't react to the Broncos winning the Superbowl?

Because the fine bros would sue.

China Jokes More China Jokes

What do you call a high security U.S. prison in China?

Wonton-amo Bay

Why did China lose WW2?

Because their weapons were made in China

Ton Jokes More Ton Jokes

How many palindromes do I know of?

Not a ton

What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on?

A: Anything you want. He can't hear you.