How did the knight know that his armor was made in China?

He found a chink in it.

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They all have chinks in their armor.

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He had a bee in his suit of armour !

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Why did the Samurais armor break?

There was a chink in it.

Why do Chinese knights have a low rate of survival?

They all have chinks in their armor.