What do a big bar of chocolate and a frag grenade have in common?

Everybody gets a piece.

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Why did you offer me a piece of candy?

Hotel Clerk: You said you wanted the best suite in the hotel.

What do you call a chicken staring intently at a piece of lettuce?

A chicken ceaser salad.

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What do a big bar of chocolate and a frag grenade have in common?

Everybody gets a piece.

Why can you trust chocolate but not marshmallow?

Because chocolate doesn't make a peep.

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Which teachers make pupils feel good about themselves?

Maths teachers, they make everybody count.

Why does everybody like the mushroom?

Because he's a fun guy.