What do a big bar of chocolate and a frag grenade have in common?

Everybody gets a piece.

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Why couldn't the band director pick a piece in 4/4 time?

It's too common

Which actor is resting in pieces?

Alan RIPman

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What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?

A chocolate BAAA

What do a big bar of chocolate and a frag grenade have in common?

Everybody gets a piece.

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Why do black people have white on their palms?

There's a little bit of good in everybody.

Which internet search engine does Chandler from Friends use?

Google, like everybody does.