What do ghosts get arrested for?

Possession.

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Why was the skunk arrested for counterfeiting?

Because he gave out bad scents (cents).

Why did the dry cleaners get shut down?

The owner was arrested for money laundry-ing

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How does a ghost defend its self?

Kung Boo

When do ghosts have to stop scaring people?

When they lose their haunting licenses.

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Whats The Devils Favorite Style Of Football?

Possession

Why do ghosts make the best thieves?

Because possession is 9/10 of the law