What do ghosts get arrested for?

Possession.

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Why was the geophysicist arrested?

He was doing crystal math.

Why couldn't the police arrest the robber on the second floor?

Because he took the stairs.

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Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber?

The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.

What do you call a ghost in a torn sheet?

A holy terror.

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Whats The Devils Favorite Style Of Football?

Possession

What did the demonic junkie get charged with?

Two counts of possession