Why couldn't the police arrest the robber on the second floor?

Because he took the stairs.

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Police Jokes More Police Jokes

What did the police say to the hot dog?

You are under arrest.

Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

What did the devil get arrested for?

Possession!

What did the police say to the hot dog?

You are under arrest.

Robber Jokes More Robber Jokes

What game did the dentist play when she was a child?

Caps and robbers

How do you call a robber in a suit of armor?

A thief in the knight

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

Why are 490 Romans are funny ?

Because XD Edit : Sorry about the typo the second are is not supposed to be here

How did the clock get cancer?

Second-hand smoke!

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

What do you call a pretentious criminal going down a flight of stairs?

A condescending condescending

How do monkeys go down the stairs?

They slide down the banana-ster! :D

Second Floor Jokes More Second Floor Jokes

Why couldn't the police arrest the robber on the second floor?

Because he took the stairs.

When did your parents divorce?

ME: No, they were hoarders, and the second floor collapsed.