Why can every black person run so fast?

Because the slow ones are in jail.

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Why did the dolphin run away from home to start a new life?

He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.

What can run out before you've had a chance to use it?

Slaves.

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Why did the peanut go to jail?

He was a-roasted peanut.

What's the best part about golf?

It's the only activity where you actually aim for the hole under 18 and you don't go to jail.

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How many chains does it take to enslave a black person in the twenty-first century?

Two Chainz.

What's the worst thing you can call a black person?

Hint: starts with an N and ends with an R Neighbor

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Why are all black people fast?

Because all the slow ones are in jail.

Why are all blacks fast?

A: The slow ones are in jail.