What do I have now?

Oh, I do not know, DIABETES MAYBE!"

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Why did the math student fail his exam?

He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)

How do you know when it's time to get a new dishwasher?

When the old one expects you to "do your share"

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What does Max have now?

Diabetes.

What's the worst part about going to the doctor's and finding out you have diabetes?

You don't get a lollipop afterwards :/