Why is my waiting room empty?

Judge: "I hauled everyone off to court" Doctor: "You're trying my patients"

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What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose ?

I'm not sure but I wouldn't try smelling it !

What would I do if Future tried talking to me?

I'd autotune him out. :)

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Why did the judge throw out Bram Stoker's lawsuit?

His accusations weren't backed up by vampirical evidence

Where r my legal briefs?

Paralegal *hands him his boxers* Judge: lol Jury: We're hung Judge: ha! DA: Balls in your court Judge: DO MORE!

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What do you call a Muslim optometrist who has no regards for his patients?

Asif Eyecare

How's your headache?

Patient: She's out of town.

Wait Room Jokes More Wait Room Jokes

What did the Doctor say to the midget in the waiting room?

You're going to have to be a little patient"

Why is my waiting room empty?

Judge: "I hauled everyone off to court" Doctor: "You're trying my patients"

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Why is my waiting room empty?

Judge: "I hauled everyone off to court" Doctor: "You're trying my patients"

What's the difference between U-Haul and Youtube?

People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul.