What does Max have now?

Diabetes.

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What's the most insensitive nickname you can give a person with diabetes?

Sweet Pee

What's the worst part about going to the doctor's and finding out you have diabetes?

You don't get a lollipop afterwards :/

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What's worse than 9/11?

311 Credit goes to my friend Max.

How does a blonde call for her dog?

She puts two fingers in her mouth and then shouts "Max!".