How many scientists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Answer: I don't know, I'm no scientist

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What's a nanny's favorite letter?

I don't know, but it's not E.

Why is Pokemon Go Banned in Saudi Arabia?

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What did one archeologist say to the other archeologist when he screwed up?

I've got a bone to pick with you

How many Greek Catholic monks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

a Basilian.

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What's your answer?

whispers into microphone* Please help me, I don't even know these people

How do you put elephant in the fridge?

Answer is open the door and just put the elephant in the fridge.

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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Two: One to hold it one to hammer it in.

How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2...and don't ask me how they got in there. (My 87 year old grandma just told me this one)

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Why do scientists look for things twice?

A: Because they research everything.

Why couldn't the scientist find salt for his breakfast?

Because it was Na HA! Get it? Because Na=sodium and N/A=not available. Seriously, this is good clean fun.