How many scientists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Answer: I don't know, I'm no scientist

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What's a penguins favourite relative?

Aunt Arctica! PENGUIN . . ME makes flies over head motion PENGUIN I don't know what that means

How do we know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head & Shoulders under the steering wheel!

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How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

How many ladybugs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

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What's the answer for question #2?

2.B or not 2.B

Why did the Skeleton cross the road?

Question: Why did the Skeleton cross the road? Answer: To go to the body shop.

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How many Asian-American actors does it take to change a light bulb?

None - because they would all be replaced by white actors.

How does a orphan change a light bulb?

They grab the stack of un-signed adoption papers, stand on top of them, then proceed to change the light bulb.

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Why was the scientist allowed to use dolphins for his experiments?

Because they were for test porpoise only

What do scientists and vegetables have in common?

Stephen Hawking