How many girlfriends does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know...

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What do you do when you get to the top of the world's tallest mountain?

Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....

When black guys say "ya feel me?

I literally feel them so they know exactly what level of white I'm operating at.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many midgets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I'd be surprised if you could fit two in there

How many wizards does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends what you want it to change into...

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How many senior medical consultants does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds up the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him.

How many catholics does it take to change a lightbulb?

CHANGE !

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What does the alchemist do to please his girlfriend?

Elixir.

Whats red, 10 inches long, and makes your girlfriend cry when you put it in her mouth?

her miscarriage