What do I owe ya?

asks the neutron. "For you No charge."

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What did the vulture say when the airline agent asked if he wanted to check his luggage?

No, thanks, it's just carrion...

Why do you ask for my daughters hand in marriage?

Do NOT say:"Because I am tired of using my own"

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She goes down on you and you owe her one

What did the snake day to Adam after he bit the apple?

You owe Eve an O.

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I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

What does your tattoo say?

Me: It doesn't talk. Cashier: Ya, but what does it say Me: IT DOESN'T TALK. Cashier: Ok, Ma'am.

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What do I owe ya?

asks the neutron. "For you No charge."

When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, "Bartender, how much do I owe you?

The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."