When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself "what would the hulk do?

Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!

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How can you tell a chemist from a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce "unionized".

How many tourists does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Six: One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.

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What do stupid kids do at Halloween?

They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins.

How many Ricks from TWD does it take to change a light bulb?

Carl gets shot in the face.

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Why do white men shop at black yard sales?

To get all their stuff back.

What happens when you die?

Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff

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What do rappers use to wash their clothes?

BLEEE-AAAACH!

What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

Streaky bacon!

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What has 72 teeth and holds back the hulk?

My zipper.

What is the Hulk's favorite fruit?

Avocado.

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What happens when redditors die?

RIP in box

How did Humpty Dumpty get ripped?

Wall-sits.

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When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself "what would the hulk do?

Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!

What do you call one chickpeas smashing another?

Hummuscide... *italics* gentleman bows