When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself "what would the hulk do?

Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!

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How can you tell a gamer from a rugby player?

Ask them if they play league.

What's the first thing the pope did after resigning?

Asked Jerry Sandusky for his lil black book.

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Why was the clown kicked out of the maths lesson?

Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!

Why is your face all scratched ?

My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !

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Why does my computer always ask me if I'm "sure" about stuff?

Yes, I want to delete my hard drive.

How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much?

Because they built their stuff with reads!

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How can I help you sir?

One clothes please!

Why isn't there a Superpig?

It's too hard for a pig to change clothes in a telephone booth.

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What has 72 teeth and holds back the hulk?

My zipper.

What's one thing the Hulk would struggle tearing down?

The fourth wall

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Why didn't the man buy Velcro shoes?

because they were a rip off

How do you sell a deaf guy a frog?

DO YOU WANT TO BUY A FROG? rip.

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What is a oreo?

2 gang members smashing a white boys face.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer and the other one is a watermelon