Pupil: You told me to put it in the Net.
He hasn't been promoted since 1963...
An old person can sing and brush their teeth at the same time.
Have you ever seen a video of them getting the ball and not scoring a touchdown
Because even if they had 4 players they still couldnt throw a ball.
Pupil: Nobody I know!
Pupil: A parrot with more than one wife!
Namaste.
Because he was Aminor
Because my marks are all 'E's.
They keep getting caught in the net!