You owe them an anthrapology
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Aye E, I owe you...
Because he clearly owed the win to Miller.
You owe me one cannoli."
That's when you blow me and I owe you 1.
She goes down on you and you owe her one
I said: You go down on me and I owe you one.
Answer: Because he kept giving half of what he owes.
Cat: "You 'bow' while me 'owe'."
You owe Eve an O.
Because everytime he tried, he kept owing his son money!
Couple's Daily Question Mug
You do me and I owe you one.
She blows me and I owe her one.
The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."
asks the neutron. "For you No charge."
A FUNGI to be with!
a buck an ear
A buck an ear!
The cold shoulder.
A retarded gorilla. (Can be modified to offend any nationality or group)
Neither can finish a play.
Four girlfriends drinking on St Patricks Day!
Answer: Because if you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.
A bike because a vest has no sleeves.
Timmy: "Who the hell are you "
Because he's a sinner.
asks the neutron. "For you " replies the bartender, "no charge."