What do mathematicians read for fun?

What is the best offensive joke you have? Can you make me laugh?

Read all the other threads. I need new content. The old stuff is getting, well old. Here's my contribution. Have you head of the new drinking game? The mike brown special: stand there and take 12 shots. What's the difference between mike brown and a college kid? College kids can handle more shots before they fall down.

Why did reddit's admins go back to school?

because they can't spell "read it".

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Why do mathematicians dislike cloth rugs?

They prefer fur mats.

How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Somewhere between 0 and infinity.

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What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

Where do angles go for fun on the weekends?

To watch movies in the THETA