What do mathematicians read for fun?

conics

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What did Christian Grey say when he read reviews of his movie?

People did not like my movie. I guess I am 50 shades of letdown... But I can sure GET UP"!

How do you tell the difference between a chemistry professor and a politician ?

Just ask them to read this word: unionized.

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How did the mathematician solve his constipation problem?

He worked it out with a pencil.

What's the difference between mathematicians and Syrian refugees?

Mathematicians don't struggle with integration.

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What do you call mail that likes to have fun?

Outgoing mail.

Why is the mushroom so happy ?

Because he's a FUN-GUY :P