Why did the man with bronchitis get cremated..?

he was tired of coffin.

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How does a man keep his youth?

A: By giving her money furs and diamonds.

What do you call a man who opens the car door for you?

A chauffeur.

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His family advertised it as a barbecue.

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An Urn-ado.

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How did the midget feel after sleeping all night in a coffin?

A little stiff.

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He starts coffin...

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What do you call an orchestra with bronchitis?

A coughcoughony!

Why did the man with bronchitis get cremated..?

he was tired of coffin.