How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Somewhere between 0 and infinity.

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How many suh dudes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None 'cause it's already lit, fam.

How many women are necessary to change a lightbulb?

One... but, what does it matter if she will ask a man to do it !

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How many light bulbs did it take to screw a human?

None, there not too bright with doing anything except showing us where to go when were lost in the dark

How many anti-feminists does it take to screw the light bulb?

Anti feminists? Nah, they can't screw

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How did the mathematician solve his constipation problem?

He worked it out with a pencil.

What do mathematicians call retirement?

Aftermath

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What value is higher than infinity?

Infinity plus 1. I'm sorry.

How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Somewhere between 0 and infinity.