How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Somewhere between 0 and infinity.

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How many American cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just beat the room for being black

How many people with dementia does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.

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How many people from rio does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian. Saw this joke elsewhere and thought i'd share it here.

How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Well first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.

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Why do mathematician never go to the beach?

Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan

What does a mathematician do when they have constipation....?

They work it out with a pencil!

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What number is higher than infinity?

420

What value is higher than infinity?

Infinity plus 1. I'm sorry.