Why do mathematicians dislike cloth rugs?

They prefer fur mats.

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What kind of cake does a baseball player prefer?

A bundt cake!

What's an owl's favorite rock band?

Owls personally prefer the track list of Rock Band 2. Just a solid game.

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Why are so many Mathematicians vegetarians?

Cos Lettuce

Why don't mathematicians build bridges?

Because they'll never be perfect.

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Why are there no guys named William serving in the army?

Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"

Why do dogs hate outer space?

Because they strongly dislike vacuums.