They're always plotting against it.
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Because he left a residue at every pole.
They prefer radians.
Permutations.
A parallelogram.
He works it out with a pencil.
He wrote, "i is the square root of negative 1."
Aftermath
They prefer fur mats.
What do mathematicians and dancers have in common? They both have algorhythm.
The mathematician says "2" The Physicist says "2, plus or minus 0.1" The engineer says "Probably around 2, but let's say 3 to be on the safe side".
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Math Salts.
rate!!!
Because he was sur to requirements.
Mathematicians don't struggle with integration.
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They just work it out with a pencil!
He was in a dilemma.
A concave man
They work it out with a pencil!
Because they'll never be perfect.
He was too concerned with the tan gent.
Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan
They told him he was good at deriving
He was a chronic math-debater
Tan lines.
Because he's a cross product.
L'Hospital.
You're high-on-pot...enuse. Thanks Key&Peele, I'll see myself out.
conics
Calculus
Sin/Cos
Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan.
I really like your logger rhythm!
They work it out with a pencil.
On a plane.
March 14.
An EULer spill
Cos Lettuce
He took the rhombus.
pi
They know their limits.
A tan gent.
s of the Carribean.
A functioning alcoholic.
for drinking and deriving
They get a pencil and work it out.
4 the home team
2 squared!
Parabolems?
He worked it out with a pencil!
Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!
He worked it out with a pencil...
He worked it out with a pencil.
Indices.
Because of the Fibonacci sequins.
He derives!
A Sith.
Indeterminate
Because if they count one more it would be 2gross to continue.
If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times ..."
Sine city
The same way he solved all other problems: He worked it out with a pencil and paper.
Somewhere between 0 and infinity.
Fibbinouchie.
Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)
Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.
Because Dec 25 = Oct 31
Because he knows how to reduce fractions.
rated movies
He didn't want people to see his tan lines.
f(x)
Yule ln!
It's not their fault. May tricks them.
With a hypotenuse.
Because he planned to blow up a plane.
A pizza can feed a family.
Take it to the limit. RIP Glenn Frey
Anything to ease the pain.
an outlier downvote brigade can start now
1)/8"
They both have problems finding x.
He worked it out with a pencil
They're radical.
Square eyes
Amazon'
Because it's indivisible.
The naval officer is trying to feed bread to the helicopters!
No- Good. Yes- That's too much.
To see if there was any more money in the kitty !
Cause they struggle to put food on the table
A: Just one but you need 6000 Russian troops in case he goes on strike!
Because he doesnt do well on the poles
One is relevant and can get you a job. The other you went to university for.
Me: I see myself you friggin idiot. Let me see your degree
Gutterskype.
A cell bone. *just got it off a popsicle.
A keurig. Joke written by my 9 year old son.
ian!
Sign language.
Because of their frequent bow movements.
Everything. They have absolutely nothing in common.
