What do me and my fridge have in common?

Were both empty inside and weigh a tonne

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Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

he didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.

What does a Bird and a fridge have in common?

They Can Both fly except the fridge.

Weigh Jokes More Weigh Jokes

Where do you go if you need to weigh a whale?

A whale-weigh station!

Where's the best place to weigh a pie?

Some-where over the rain-bow... Weigh a pie.