What do me and my fridge have in common?

Were both empty inside and weigh a tonne

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Why is the fridge shaking so much?

It's running just fine. Probrably because it's so turned on!

Whats white blue and rectangular?

A fridge with a denim jacket on.

Weigh Jokes More Weigh Jokes

Where do you go if you need to weigh a whale?

A whale-weigh station!

What weighs 20 times a North Korean?

Kim Jong Un.