What weighs 20 times a North Korean?

Kim Jong Un.

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How many Dragonball characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but it takes him 20 episodes.

What's the best thing about twenty-three year olds?

There's 20 of them

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What's the difference between regular AIDS and north korean AIDS?

Regular AIDS is incurable. North Korean AIDS is invincible!

Why does the North Korean military always lose their battles?

xpost /r/meanjokes Every single shot at them is at a chink in their armor.

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What soup weighs the most?

Wanton soup. I'll leave now.

Where do you weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow.

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Why is Kim Jong Un a terrible leader?

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What happens when Kim Jong-un gets sick?

He turns into Kim Jong-ill!