Why is the fridge shaking so much?

It's running just fine. Probrably because it's so turned on!

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Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

What do me and my fridge have in common?

Were both empty inside and weigh a tonne

How do you know when to use "fridge" or "refrigerator"?

Open it, if there's a 'd' in it, it's a fridge.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why was the monster standing on his head?

He was turning things over in his mind.

What's the M0D's name before they're triggered; turning into a furious, putrid, lump of blubber?

Bruce Banner

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

How did the woman feel when she got run over by a car?

Tired.

Why should you never run over a black kid on a bike?

Because it's probably your bike...

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

Why are protein shakes such loners?

They're whey isolate.

How long you two been married?

It's been thirt- (wife shaking head) teenish twenty- (still shaking) for a long time.