Why is the fridge shaking so much?

It's running just fine. Probrably because it's so turned on!

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How do you put elephant in the fridge?

Answer is open the door and just put the elephant in the fridge.

What did Bob Marley say to his wife after he opened the fridge?

No, Woman, no pie."

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What is the best thing about gaffer tape ?

It turns "no, no, no" into "mmm, mmm, mmm"

What did the egg say when it got turned up?

Om-lit

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Which horse runs the city?

The mare, of course

What do you get when an alternative metal band runs out of toilet paper?

Rage Upon the Latrine

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

What was shaken and is now stirred?

Haiti.

Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour?

Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!