Why does little Timmy keep throwing up gang signs?

Because he ate too much of them.

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What did Eric Clapton do after he wrote Tears in Heaven?

Threw his baby out the window.

What happens when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner.

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What did the emperor of Arabia do at tea time?

The Caliph ate.

Why was six scared of seven?

Because seven "ate" nine.

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What's wrong with little Timmy?

Mom, sad): He went to Jared.

Where did little Timmy go during the bombing?

Everywhere

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Where did Timmy go when the bombs fell?

Everywhere.

What's wrong with little Timmy?

Mom, sad): He went to Jared.