Where do you go if you need to weigh a whale?

A whale-weigh station!

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Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

What did the dolphin say to the whale when he bumped into him?

A: I didn't do it on porpoise.

How do you get a whale off a beach?

A whale-barrow!

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What does the twitter bird do when it needs money?

It goes to Twerk!

Why do you need to be 35 to be elected president?

So women don't get elected.

Weigh Jokes More Weigh Jokes

How did you burn the Thanksgiving Turkey?

Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!

What do you have there?

Me: struggling, crawling to his car because my backpack is weighing me down Ham.

Whale Weigh Station Jokes More Whale Weigh Station Jokes

Where do they weigh whales?

At the whale weigh station of course.

Where do you go if you need to weigh a whale?

A whale-weigh station!