What do Me, Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny have in common?

You guessed it: we're all white.

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What does Santa Claus and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kid's homes with empty sacks.

What does Santa Claus call his more thuggish elves?

Gangsta wrappers!

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What did one brick say to the other?

Guess who's gettin' laid tomorrow!

Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

Idk, accordion to research I guess.

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What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?

They lived hoppily ever after!

What type of music does the Easter Bunny listen to?

Hip-Hop!