Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license?

Because it means they *cantaloupe*

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How many homophobes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They don't accept change, even if it means a brighter world.

What does GOP mean?

GOP" is onomatopoeic: it's the sound of anonymous penetration in public bathrooms late at night. -&y

Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

Why do melons have traditional weddings?

Because they can't elope!

Why did the couple bring a melon to their honeymoon?

Because they cantaloupe...

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

Whats the only fruit that can't run away to get married??

A Cantaloupe.

Why are melons so lonely?

Because they cantaloupe

Deny Jokes More Deny Jokes

What's worse than getting dumped by your girlriend?

Getting denied by a car when hitch-hiking.

Why do black men hate posting on reddit?

Because they can't deny that their comment was the parent.

Upset Jokes More Upset Jokes

Where you see yourself in 5 years?

Doing your job. "And me " Jobless and upset about the divorce "OMG" *runs out crying*

Why were the Native Americans upset when it rained in April?

Because April showers, bring May flowers!