What do mechanical keyboards want for dinner?

Chicken ticka ticka ticka masala

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Why did the vegan avoid the confrontation?

He didn't want any beef.

Whenever I shut down my computer, it asks, "Are you sure you want to shut down your computer?

Then I wonder if it knows something I don't.

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What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner?

Thank you I'll just have a slither.

How does Batman's mom call him home for dinner?

She doesn't because she's dead.