Why would anyone ever want to fly Virgin Airlines?

The last thing you want to do is get on a plane that doesn't go all the way.

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Why bother drinking water?

You're just gonna pee it out. This is what Big Water doesn't want you to know.

Why did Sherlock Holmes not want a second cup of tea in the emergency room?

Because it was More ER Tea.

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Why sugars are very unhappy these days?

It is sweet but still is not getting added do any thing!

Why was the lobster arrested?

Because he was always pinching things.

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What did the pilot who fail flying school did when he went home?

Got high.

What do you call americans flying to space?

The plot for Wall-E

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What does Michael Vick do in a plane?

Have a dog fight.

Why can't penguins fly?

They're too short to reach the controls of the plane.