What would you do if you had to arrest your mother?

New Recruit: Call for backup!

Previous Random Joke Next

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why was the man arrested at the farmers' market?

He was caught taking a leek.

Why was the teacher arrested for writing in permanent marker?

He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What would you do if you had to arrest your mother?

New Recruit: Call for backup!

Why does a mother carry her baby?

The baby can't carry the mother.

Backup Jokes More Backup Jokes

What did God say to Noah?

Make a backup, I need to re-format this."

What would you do if you had to arrest your mother?

New Recruit: Call for backup!