What would you do if you had to arrest your mother?

New Recruit: Call for backup!

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Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why don't plumbers ride bikes?

Because they'd get arrested for peddling crack

Why was the lobster arrested?

Because he was always pinching things.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What did the mother of the guy who broke his arms say at the beginning of every 'session'?

ssh bby is ok

What did the baby sheep say to its mother on the phone?

Miss ewe!"

Backup Jokes More Backup Jokes

How many livers do people have?

I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.

How many data wranglers does it take to change a lightbulb?

How many data wranglers does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but they need a backup.