What's it called when a super model wants to date an accountant?

Wishful thinking. Obviously

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Why didn't the dog want to go into outer space?

Because he was scared of vacuums!

Why did the hipster decide to drown himself in the tributary?

He didn't want to be mainstream.

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How did you know that the janitors were dating?

They were caught sweeping together.

How do you know if a girl is dating a vampire?

They only wanna go down on her once a month

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Why did God invent economists?

So accountants could have someone to laugh at.

What kind of ant is good at maths ?

An accountant !