What's it called when a super model wants to date an accountant?

Wishful thinking. Obviously

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Why did you offer me a piece of candy?

Hotel Clerk: You said you wanted the best suite in the hotel.

What do ISIS want for Christmas?

Turkey, apparently.

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What did the mushroom put in his bio for the online dating service?

Im a fungi

What did the Baskin-Robbins manager say to the employee that wanted to date a co-worker?

Don't poop where you scoop.

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How can you tell when an accountant is extroverted?

He looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own.

What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don't?

Depreciation.