What do mentally retarded parents give their kids?

Hand me Downs.

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What's the first rule here, boys?

Kid:Don't poop your pants M:I was gonna say "have fun" but...OK.

What do you call a kid with no arms and legs and severe Down syndrome?

Names

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What's strong enough for a man but made for a women?

The back of my hand.

What has 5 fingers but isn't your hand?

My hand.

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How's the elevator business?

It has it's ups and downs.

Why did the football team take the short bus to the game?

They needed more downs.