Why did the football team take the short bus to the game?

They needed more downs.

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How many good deeds do you need to be called a superhero?

Because If it's one or less, I'm totally there.

Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail?

Because it needs bailing out.

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Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game ?

It was a cup draw !

What do you get when you cross Game of Thrones with Cartoon Network?

Johnny Braavos

Down Jokes More Down Jokes

What do mentally retarded parents give their kids?

Hand me Downs.

What did the man reply to his friend that found a good paying job taking care of mentally challenged people?

Answer: Oh, so it has its ups and downs.

Football Team Jokes More Football Team Jokes

What do you call 5 black guys and a white guy?

A basketball team. What do you call 9 black guys and a white guy? A baseball team. What do you call 11 black guys and a white guy? A football team. What do you call 100 black guys and a white guy? A cell block

Why was Cinderella kicked out of the football team?

She ran away from the ball.

Short Bus Jokes More Short Bus Jokes

What's the slowest vehicle on the road?

The short bus.

What do you get when a short bus gets in a wreck?

Mashed potatoes.