Why did the football team take the short bus to the game?

They needed more downs.

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How many good deeds do you need to be called a superhero?

Because If it's one or less, I'm totally there.

What key do you need to open a banana?

A monkey

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Why does pokemon have only one save file per game?

I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)

How does an ugly guy get the girl?

All he needs is game

Down Jokes More Down Jokes

What do you call an Asian boy with downs?

Lo Mein. See you all in hell.

How did the hail stone describe it's life?

It really has a lot of ups and downs

Football Team Jokes More Football Team Jokes

Which football team to you need to connect up your computer?

Leeds.

How do hens encourage their football teams?

They egg them on!

Short Bus Jokes More Short Bus Jokes

What's the slowest vehicle on the road?

The short bus.

What do you get when a short bus gets in a wreck?

Mashed potatoes.