What has 5 fingers but isn't your hand?

My hand.

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What do you give a kid with no hands for Christmas?

Doesnt matter, he'll never unwrap the gift

How many of you believe in psychokinesis?

Raise my hand. - Taken from local Chinese joint fortune cookie.

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What's the difference between a $20 steak and a $55 steak?

February 14th.

What are the 5 most terrifying word in the english language?

Five more years of Cameron"