What has 5 fingers but isn't your hand?

My hand.

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When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

What do you call a tree that you can fit in your hand?

A PALM TREE!!!

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What has 5 fingers but isn't your hand?

My hand.

Why Do Sorority Girls Travel In Packs Of 1, 3, 5 or 7?

Because they can't even.