What do you call a kid with no arms and legs and severe Down syndrome?

Names

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms

How many possibilities does a man with no arms and legs have?

Limbitless

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean?

Bob

What do you call a guard with a hundred legs?

A sentrypede.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What's the appropriate age to take the electric shock collar off your kid?

My son's 10 years... hold on... OFF THE COUCH! brb... convulsing.

What's your dad do?

Kid: My dad He's an actor Me: Why Couldn't you get a real dad

Name Jokes More Name Jokes

What medications do I take?

I'm not sure. The names on my neighbor's prescription bottles are ridiculously long

How does a black mother tell her children apart?

She remembers them by their last names.