What's the first rule here, boys?

Kid:Don't poop your pants M:I was gonna say "have fun" but...OK.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

How high are you! ?

demanded the officer. "No Officer, it's "Hi, how are you "." replied the kid.

How do Ethiopians celebrate their kids first birthday?

By putting flowers on the grave.

Poop Jokes More Poop Jokes

What is it called when a hacker poops?

Logging out

How bad is it to poop your pants?

It Depends

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What did the boy say when his dog died?

What did the boy say when his dog died? I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.

What animal brings the most boys to the yard?

The

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What is Marios favorite type of pants?

Denim Denim Denim

What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants?

Bell-bottoms!

Rule Jokes More Rule Jokes

What do you call a vampire, that follows the rules?

Draculaw

What is the worst place to have the "you break it, you buy it" rule?

The pet store

Fun Jokes More Fun Jokes

How do tectonic plates have fun?

They meet up and crack each other up.

Why did the monster dye her hair yellow?

To see if blondes have more fun.