What's the first rule here, boys?

Kid:Don't poop your pants M:I was gonna say "have fun" but...OK.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why didn't Hannibal Lecter have any friends as a kid?

He was told not to play with his food.

Which kid is yours?

Me: I don't have kids. I just heard the teachers here are hot. T: M: How you doin'

Poop Jokes More Poop Jokes

What do you call a sarcastic man who steps in poop?

Feces-tious

Why couldn't the poop get flushed down the drain?

Because it was deterred.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

How long are you supposed to wait to return a boy's call?

This IRS guy sounded pretty into me

Why did the boy take a ruler to bed with him?

A: To see how long he slept.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Where do I put my pants?

He said, "Over there by mine."

What's so meta that you almost crap your pants?

Metamucil

Rule Jokes More Rule Jokes

What's the first rule here, boys?

Kid:Don't poop your pants M:I was gonna say "have fun" but...OK.

What did the sign say?

Grandkids: No children in shopping cart :(( Me: Rules are rules.

Fun Jokes More Fun Jokes

Why is it difficult to make fun of the Large Hadron Collider?

Because it's hard to discern.

What's the difference... between a (nationality, ethnicity, etc you want to make fun of) man and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four.