What do Mexicans put under their carpet?

Underlay! Underlay!

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What do you call a mexican cyclops?

Juan Eye.

Why do you not run over a Mexican on a bicycle?

It could be your bicycle!

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What did Shakespeare say when his dog messed up the carpet?

Out, damned spot! Out, I say!"*

What do Mexican's put under their carpet?

Underlay

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What did the Mexican carpeting salesman yell to promote his business?

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What does a Mexican carpet fitter say to motivate his colleagues?

Underlay! Underlay!