What do Mexican's put under their carpet?

Underlay

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call two Mexicans playing volleyball?

Juan on Juan

What is a Mexican's favorite FPS?

Borderlands.

Carpet Jokes More Carpet Jokes

What did Shakespeare say when his dog messed up the carpet?

Out, damned spot! Out, I say!"*

Why did the guy cut a hole in his carpet?

He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up ...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.

Underlay Jokes More Underlay Jokes

What does a Mexican carpet fitter say to motivate his colleagues?

Underlay! Underlay!

What does Speedy Gonzalez keep under his carpet?

Underlay! Underlay!