What do Mexican's put under their carpet?

Underlay

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What's a Mexicans favorite protein?

Whey

What do you call a midget mexican?

A paragraph since he isn't a full essay

Carpet Jokes More Carpet Jokes

What did the carpet say to the floor?

Don't move -- I've got you covered.

What's the difference between Java and JavaScript?

Java and JavaScript are similar in the same way car and carpet are.

Underlay Jokes More Underlay Jokes

What do Mexican's put under their carpet?

Underlay

What piece of bedding can also be known as a Mexican blanket?

the underlay! underlay!