What did the Mexican put under his carpet?

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Why did the 14 year old Mexican girl end up pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to go do an essay.

What do you call an elderly Mexican man?

A senr citizen

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What did the Mexican put under his carpet?

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What type of carpet do you put in an igloo?

Burr-burr

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What does a Mexican carpet fitter say to motivate his colleagues?

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What does Speedy Gonzalez keep under his carpet?

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