What did the Mexican put under his carpet?

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What do you call a Mexican Super Saiyan?

Fajita

What do you call a Mexican Miget?

A paragraph Cause he's to small to be an ess

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Where does the Persian air force keep its aircraft?

The Carpet store

What did the carpet enthusiast say to his mistress?

I haven't had hard wood in 15 years.

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What kind of flooring does a Mexican fit?

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What do Mexicans put under their carpet?

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