What do my dad and God have in common?

I've never seen or heard from either of them.

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What's your excuse?

Well my dad says the world is changing every day . So I decided to wait until it settles down!"

What do you call an Ent prince who betrays his dad?

Treason

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Why did the blonde take a ladder into the bar?

She heard drinks were on the house.

Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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Why does Martin Luther King like jam?

Because God bless America

Why doesn't God like fruitcake?

Because he doesn't exist.