What do my dad and God have in common?

I've never seen or heard from either of them.

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What did the bicycle call its dad?

Pop-cycle

What has four legs but isn't alive?

The son says,"Nice try dad, a chair!" "Not this time son, our dog is dead"

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How do you keep getting in here?

ZOO OFFICIAL: Wait. Let's hear him out.

What's the worst thing to hear after blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson."

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What did God say when he made the first black man?

Damn, I burnt one."

What do you do when you want to golf in a thunderstorm?

Hold up a 1 Iron. Not even God can hit a 1 iron.