Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
A bit late, but.... A blonde who heard a joke on Friday.
Mash-scara!
It's quite hard to find enough women willing to wear the same outfit.
Because they push back harder.
x-post /r/puns Scotch.
Smiles. There is a mile between the first and the last letter.
smiles. Because there's a mile between both S.
Steel wool
Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away
my zipper!
You lift their kilts, and whichever one of them has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!
Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.
