Why doesn't God like fruitcake?

Because he doesn't exist.

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Why didn't JFK ever like vodka?

Because he couldn't handle a few shots

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Hold up a 1 Iron. Not even God can hit a 1 iron.

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God dogs

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What belongs in the bank and doesn't exist?

My tax refund.

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because cot(0) doesn't exist ... This joke... it burns my eyes...

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Why doesn't God like fruitcake?

Because he doesn't exist.

Why isn't John Oliver having sultanas in his fruitcake?

Because it's the currant year.