What do natural gas and sadists have in common?

They're both propane.

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What's the difference between a pedant and a sadist?

A sadist is honest about his intentions. That probably wasn't funny, but what do I know?

What did the masochist say to the sadist?

Hit me.* What did the sadist say to the masochist *No.*