What's the difference between a pedant and a sadist?

A sadist is honest about his intentions. That probably wasn't funny, but what do I know?

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What is the difference between the abominable snowman and the abominable snowwoman ?

Two abominable snowballs

Whats the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never had a lima bean on my face.

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How do you know if a redditor gave money to Bernie Sanders?

Just wait 5 minutes. They'll post about it.

What is the scariest thing about a white man in jail?

you know he did it.

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What did the sadist do to the masochist?

Nothing.

What's the difference between a dentist and a sadist?

Newer magazines

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What kind of ants are very learned ?

Pedants !

What's the difference between a pedant and a sadist?

A sadist is honest about his intentions. That probably wasn't funny, but what do I know?

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What are your intentions?

Cessna: "To get my Commercial Pilots Licence and Instrument Rating." ATC: "I meant in the next five minutes not years."

Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving...