What's the difference between a pedant and a sadist?

A sadist is honest about his intentions. That probably wasn't funny, but what do I know?

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What's the difference between BMWs and porcupines?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between a caver and a spelunker?

A caver rescues a spelunker.

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What's your strong suit?

Oh, you know, the Hulk costume."

What did off-center say to tilted?

I don't know either he told me to askew!"

Sadist Jokes More Sadist Jokes

What do natural gas and sadists have in common?

They're both propane.

What did the sadist say when the masochist said "Hit me"?

No."

Pedant Jokes More Pedant Jokes

What kind of ants are very learned ?

Pedants !

What's the difference between a pedant and a sadist?

A sadist is honest about his intentions. That probably wasn't funny, but what do I know?

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What are your intentions with our daughter?

Uh I need someone to sing the girl parts of Grease songs with me

What are your intentions?

Cessna: "To get my Commercial Pilots Licence and Instrument Rating." ATC: "I meant in the next five minutes not years."