Why did the shark spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny!

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Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?

I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it.

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark ?

A bird that will talk you ear off !

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

What does gasoline taste like?

I don't know, I'm in a coma.

What's an old woman taste like?

Depends ...

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?

One says, "Spit out your gum!" The other goes, "Choo Choo Choo"

What do your mom and a camel have in common?

They both spit.

Clown Jokes More Clown Jokes

What happens when clowns get divorced?

They end up in a custardy battle.

Why don't we hear cannibal jokes anymore?

Because after they ate the clowns, nothing is funny.