Why did the shark spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny!

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Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

What do you get if you cross a shark with a snowman?

An empty playground

How do sharks like their steak?

Whale-done :)

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

Whats does Copy pasta taste like?

The same

Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?

Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears."

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

What is the difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"

What is purple, blue, and white and spits out dad jokes?

Reddit

Clown Jokes More Clown Jokes

Why can't the man take his job seriously?

Because he's a clown! Buh bum tis

How do you get a clown off of its unicycle?

Hit it in the face with a pickaxe.