What do North Korean weapons and T-Rex's have in common?

They both can't reach really far.

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Who reached the ground first?

Noone cares.

Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because every time she reaches 69 she gets a frog in her throat.

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What do you call a T-Rex that's been weightlifting all day?

Dino-sore

What happens when a T-Rex bites you?

A: You get a dino-sore.

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Why does the North Korean military always lose their battles?

xpost /r/meanjokes Every single shot at them is at a chink in their armor.

What's the safest place to be during a North Korean missile strike?

A: The place they are aiming at.