How long does it take to reach the ground from 100 stories up?

The rest of your life.

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What is the one riddle that everyone gives up?

The riddle of life!

What is the longest?

Life without parole

Reach Jokes More Reach Jokes

Who reached the ground first?

Noone cares.

Why can't you hear a viola on a digital recording?

A: Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

What is Laziness?

Logical Answer It is the Art of Taking Rest Before Getting Tired.

Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?

ah wait, i can't remember the rest :/

100 Jokes More 100 Jokes

What's got a pair of balls and 100 teeth?

A: A crocodile Q: what's got a 100 balls and a pair of teeth? A: A singing choir of army veterans

What is 6 inches long 2 inches wide and makes a woman crazy?

100 bill.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Why don't we run through the parking lot?

me laying on the ground in front of the car that hit me Because it's dangerous

Why didn't the electron leave it's house?

Because it was grounded.