North Korean Jokes

What does a North Korean ricochet sound like?

PYONG! YANG!

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What do North Korean weapons and T-Rex's have in common?

They both can't reach really far.

What's a North Korean farmer's favorite time of year?

Breakfast.

Why did the North Korean defect to South Korea?

He did some seoul searching.

What do you call a North Korean Gorilla?

King Kong Un (From my younger brother).

Where does a North Korean go after he upvotes a thread on Reddit?

To the morgue.

How do you stop a North Korean tank?

Shoot the guy driving the cardboard box.

Where would be a good place to find 25 million north korean jokes?

In north korea itself.

Why do North Korean statesmen make for bad lovers?

Because they won't hold a public erection.

What do all North Korean's say when you ask them how their day was?

can't complain"

Why doesn't the United States have to worry about a North Korean nuclear missile attack?

we have the Iron Giant

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How is life in North Korea?

I wrote to my North Korean pen pal "I can't complain" he wrote back.

What's the difference between regular AIDS and north korean AIDS?

Regular AIDS is incurable. North Korean AIDS is invincible!

What do you call the North Korean dictator?

Seouless

How bad was the Rio 2016 Olympic?

None of the North Korean athletes defected.

What is a North Korean's favorite school subject?

Kimistry

How do you know a North Korean robbed your house?

All your printer paper is gone and when you look at the printer history it's all Kim Jong-un.

Why does the North Korean military always lose their battles?

xpost /r/meanjokes Every single shot at them is at a chink in their armor.

Why do North Korean officials are always seen holding a notebook and a pen when they're near Kim Jong Un?

They're writing their last will and testament.

Whats the difference between a North Korean missile and a K-Pop singer?

The singer can have a hit

What weighs 20 times a North Korean?

Kim Jong Un.

What's the safest place to be during a North Korean missile strike?

A: The place they are aiming at.

Why is North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Un so ruthless?

He doesn't have a Seoul.

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What did the left tower say to the right tower?

I gotta catch a plane

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane?

A pilot, you f'n racist!!

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What do you get when you cross reddit and a weekend?

No new messages.

What happens when you violate Reddit's rules?

removed

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What happens when you join two Koreans together?

Linkin Park.

What do Koreans need when they take out the dog?

Oven mitts

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How can you tell this joke was submitted by a woman?

No, wait.

How many women does it take to invent something?

Nobody knows, history is still waiting....

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What did Bruce Willis find in the freezer at the morgue?

OC Icy dead people!

What do you call a body in a morgue which hasn't been viewed by anyone yet?

Remains to be seen.

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What is it called when a Redditor writes about his life?

A meme-oir

What's the song that coldplay wrote for you?

Yellow. *Phil answers phone*

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Why did the North Korean defect to South Korea?

He did some seoul searching.

Why did North Korea tell South Korea not to crow about the recent agreement?

Because they'd rather see them raven. Obligatory apology: saw a headline and couldn't resist.

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When last did you get lit?

Me: This morning. It was really sunny so I was well illuminated.

How often do Chinese people have elections?

When they wake up every morning.